If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her suck your dick.
My old English teacher. Wisest words ever spoken. (via isanybodyfeelinme)
September 26th, 2011
September 23rd, 2011
July 29th, 2011
20-20
I wish that I could see the world through your eyes
Don’t worry, be happy
Meher Baba
July 8th, 2011
Then we stopped in Manila. It was a different world. I’ve never seen fans like that in my life. I was stunned. They made me feel like an NBA star. Any NBA players out there: If you’re having a bad day, or you’re having a bad career, go to Manila. They’ll bring your spirits up, trust me.
Gilbert Arenas on The Philippines (via gotemcoach)
June 13th, 2011
At the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail – at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they have to get back to the real world at some point.
-Lebron James responding to the anti-Miami Heat and anti-Lebron fans after their Game 6 loss to the 2011 NBA champions Dallas Mavericks
And that would include me.
April 14th, 2011
What I said last night should not be taken literally. My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were NOT meant to offend anyone.
Kobe Bryant’s statement in response to the reactions regarding his gay slur comment made during the Spurs-Lakers game in Staples Center.
From the LA Laker’s website.
January 13th, 2010
We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.
June 27th, 2009
Loo-loo-loo I got some apples | Loo-loo-loo you got some too | Loo-loo-loo let’s get together | Have ourselves a loo-loo-loo.
-Leopold “Butters” Stotch, South ParkIt’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a woman’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman, South Park
